Redder than Ever

2006
Live and edgy as hell.

Track List:

Baby, Bye Bye
Don't Tell My Wife
Cialis
Love to Love You
I Don't Know You
I Love You Cuz
Ashlee
You're My Dad
Prozac
Aisle B
Minimal
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
Clinton Got a Blowjob
The Grill Is Gone
You Didn't Tell Me
Want a Full Release
More Michael MacDonald
Moishe the Kid
Irish Wanking Song

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Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

2004
Studio single version. Title says it all.

Track List:

Bleeped and unbleeped versions

Self-Bootleg

2003
Live mix of funny and folky. Billy Jonas on Backing Vox and Percussion

Track List:

Sunday Blue
Telltale Kitchen
Moishe the Kid
Great Big World
Children's Songs Montage
Who Da Bitch Now (plus)
Is It Wrong (to Want to Be Loved By Someone As Lovely As You)
Don't Ask...
Only Be
Houston, We Have a Problem
I'm Gonna Piss On a Hornet's Nest
Jesus Envy
Aisle B

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Sunday Blue

2002
Studio Followup: Mellow non-funny Schwartz (note: really)

Track List:

Is It Wrong (To Want to Be Loved By Someone As Lovely As You?)
Do Not Go Gently Unto That Goodbye
Sunday Blue
Come to Me, Love
Go
No One Said It Would Be Easy
Lady Lilah
Won't You Tell Me (Pretty Baby)
Sweet Miss Jenny
Who's Gonna Love Me Tonight
You Don't Know Me

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Pleading the First:
Songs My Mother Hates

2000
Live. Smutty McSmutterson

Track List:

Who Da Bitch Now?
Dirty Laundry List
Trust Fund Blues
Charliesomething
Taco Bill's Cannon
B.J. (Bad Joke)
President Schwartz
Monica's Mouth
The Pancake Song
Come Out of the Closet
Hey, Weren't You Gay?
Crotchless Musings
Stoned People
I Swear, She Said She Was 18
Telemarket Trailer-Park-It Trash
Houston, We Have a Problem (Shaving Off My Muff for You)

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That's How it's Gonna Be

1999
Studio Debut: Some funny, some folky, some jazzy-bluesy. PG

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